I need $900 in a hurry…Take advantage of me. Please?

I’m having a HUGE glass sale…details below…and here is why:

I ruined my kiln…my only kiln.

Here is what glass looks like when it is over cooked…and also all over the bottom of my kiln.

Last night I turned it on (it’s an old manual one not digital) and went to go set my timer (on my phone) when my mom called (on the same phone). Result, timer never was set and…half a bottle of wine later - I totally forgot it was on. Damn me, damn my mom, damn that phone…and DOUBLE DAMN that cheap red. DAMN!

It was on for …well, who knows how long - a long freaking time. Enough to ruin it and force me into finding a way to get the money together for a new kiln. This kiln.

Here is what I am doing…I am having a Very Large &  Deeply Discounted “Maggi Needs a New Kiln” glass sale until I reach enough money to order the kiln. Until I have a new kiln…I can’t make a damned thing. So, time is of the essence.

Sale Deets:

ANY 5 pieces of glass for $80 
or
ANY 10 pieces of glass for $150 

Each piece of glass will come with a choker (you choose 16”, 18” or 20”) and shipping is a flat $5 for all, unless you can pick it up from me - and then there is no shipping cost.

Details are also over at my glass site…Dye Lot Collective.

You can order it from my Etsy Site OR you can email me (or DM on Twitter or Facebook) and I can send photos to you of specified colors and you can choose.

Email me, DM me, call me…hell, send a carrier pigeon, I don’t care! I NEED this new kiln!